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Crossword Answer Key: Dad Jokes

Jesse Simon | March 29, 2022

Across

2. What do you call a fake noodle? IMPASTA
5. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left? BISON
7. What musical genre are National anthems? COUNTRY
11. What state is known for tiny drinks? MINNESOTA
12. Which school subject was the witch’s favorite? SPELLING
13. What did the teacher say to the tomato who was falling behind in school? KETCHUP
14. Where do polar bears keep their money? SNOWBANK
16. What do you call a dinosaur with an amazing vocabulary? THESAURUS
17. What kind of shoes do burglars wear? SNEAKERS

Down

1. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? LOAFERS
3. What does a house wear to prom? ADDRESS
4. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? POINTLESS
6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES
8. What do you call someone else’s cheddar? NACHOCHEESE
9. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAM
10. What do lawyers wear to court? LAWSUITS
11. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? MILKSHAKE
15. How did the cookie feel when it fell apart? CRUMMY